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I had no doubt in my mind that this shirt would change my life...I was right. Before purchasing the Wolf shirt, I was your typical student struggling with a 1.0 GPA. I had missed all of my midterms and was seriously considering transferring schools to escape the shame of failing community college. I just got this shirt today and immediately after releasing the Wolves (so to speak) from their plastic cage, I donned the awesome and went to meet with my professors. I should explain that I am a philosophy major and all of my professors are ego tripping douche-nozzles: the kind of people who scorn dissent and other people's ideas (this one time I argued that Kant was in fact a furry). Well anyway so I put the shirt on and felt empowered by the howl of the wolf pack. I met with all 3 of my professors and each one was more impressed than the last. I could, as a wolf, smell their fear and intimidation because let's be honest, this shirt says one thing: I am an animal, I am fierce, I am strong, I am red blooded American, I am dark, I am mysterious, I am to be feared, I am to respected, in one word: I am the beast. Long story short, they each gave me an "A" for "AWESOME"!! Thank you 3-Wolf Shirt, thank you...

I saw this shirt in a snowboarding gift list a while before it became famous, and knew I had to buy it, after buying I looked in the newspaper and saw it had an article, just more proof of how trendy I am, too bad it's to small now... :(

I got this little gem right before my court-ordered appearance for a domestic dispute I had with my wife Shirlena and my cousin Debbie after Shirlena caught me and Debbie sharing a tall glass of Tang and watching NASCAR together. My court-appointed attorney had told me to wear a suit, but the only type of suit I got is a birthday suit so I made like Greg Knauss of the 48 car and called an audible by wearing this here fine t-shirt to court. Needless to say, that was the best decision I've made since I went to third base with my second cousin. (Hey Trixie) Well The judge took one look at that trio of majestic wolves on my amorphous chest and said "not guilty by reason of AWESOMENESS!!" Then the court stenographer just couldn't resist the power of the wolves any longer and jumped my lumpy body like she was a buck in rut. I'll spare you the details, but lets just say it brought the jury to a standing "O" if you know what I mean. Bottom line, this shirt is a must have for every red blooded, cousin lovin', beer swillin' American. And I should know, cuz it takes one to know one.

I struggled long and hard thinking about the appropriate amount of stars that this T-shirt deserves. The 5 star rating system is an extremely complex and completely all encompassing test of a product's value. There are so many levels involved in each star. So now i've gotta explain how 3 stars chose me. Well, there were the 5 star qualities such as: 1. giving me the ability to understand Lost while watching 2. allowing me watch the tiger woods press conference and feel sorry for the guy 3. making my chest strong enough to withstand bullets shot at close range and last but certainly not least 4. the power to accomplish 9-9-9. On the other end of the spectrum, there were the 1 star attributes. I'm not going to get into the obvious drawbacks of not including 0 stars as an option in this system. We'll just say it's an oversight and leave it at that. The 1 star qualities include: attaching to my body like a wet tongue to a frozen metal pipe, the luring in of females of all sizes, shapes, and species to get a piece, and it makes me want to watch 24, Burn Notice, & the Ghost Whisper, eat Filet O Fish Sandwiches, Chipotle Burritos, and White Castle lobster bites. So, I ran a complex formula through an expensive computer program to find the result, and that's how I determined that this shirt was worthy of 3 stars.

So I went to check out some tools a guy was selling on the local online classifieds and decided to wear my 3W1M shirt to give me some much needed confidence when it came time to potentially bargaining on the price. So I show up at the guy's house and knock on the door - as soon as he opened the door he saw my 3W1M shirt and you could instantly see the look of simultaneous fear and respect in his face. As a bead of sweat came down his brow he said "Meet me by the garage". He opened the garage and I stepped in and before I could even look at his tools, he was already offering all his tools at 50% of his advertised price. I yawned in indifference and started looking at the tools without responding. He was getting more anxious by the second and I told him his tools were "OK" but I have seen better. He instantly said he would give me all the tools for free. I thanked him for his generous offer, so we began loading the tools in my car and he decided to give me his SUV since it had more space to haul the tools. So if you are unemployed or looking to make a few extra bucks, get yourself a 3W1M shirt and reap the economic rewards it has to offer. Perhaps we should send all of our elected officials their own 3W1M shirt???

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I bought this shirt for my daughter. She loves wolves and was so happy to get this for Christmas. It is a beautiful shirt and well made.

But with this one, people think there's an actual animal bursting out of my chest!

Great T, good quality, and the most amazing wolflike picture. Some people will find it intimidating, good for playing tennis.

This shirt fools all into thinking that they are about to be the victim of a vicious wolf attack. As people run in fear from the beast tearing through your black cotton garment, you will laugh many a sinister laugh. For you know that the wolf, in fact, is not real at all.

I bought this shirt to attend a rally in support of Governor Sarah Palin. I was lucky enough to be sitting in the front row when suddenly Palin's eyes widened and began to glow with all the intensity of a wildebeest intent on mating. Palin immediately grabbed her husband's rifle and began shooting at me! I ran for my life and as I was trudging my way through the snow, intent on making my way to Russia, I heard the ominous sounds of a helicopter. Before I knew it, my body was shot dead by an aerial attack by the good Palin herself and Dick Cheney. When they found my maimed and crippled body, they did things to me in that shirt that I'd only ever seen in a Taiwanese, underground, bathhouse. Needless to say, this shirt just wasn't what I'd hoped it would be. I should have bought the "Team Edward" shirt instead.

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i just love the tee shirt of the wolf. i sure hope my grandson will love it as well

Looks really striking, for a T-shirt. Lot's of compliments on it. Great looking artwork.

lol, I cannot believe this t-shirt made a massive come back. I want to cry, because of how many kids use to wear this shirt back in high school and middle school. The sad part of this story was that, you were consider a geek and picked on for wearing a wolf or dragon t-shirt. Now that time have past and the nerds or in high places and wield a very powerful sword. One can only laugh and cry of how the America just did a 360.It's a bloody "pop-culture couture movement." so get with it. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000ID2BL0/ref=cm_cr_rev_prod_img

First and foremost, I am an equal opportunity wolf lover, which is to say that whether they're white, gray, brown or black, I love all wolves the same. However, I must say that this white wolf T-shirt blows away any lupine competition by enveloping its wearer in the cool, snowy aura of the Arctic Tundra. When I walk into a room wearing this shirt, it's as if the very air around me cools off to a chill 45 degrees Fahrenheit. Somehow - magically, I suspect - I don't feel any colder when I wear it, but I can tell by the steamy breaths and hard nipples of those around me that they are encased in a frigid microclimate. I can also tell by their awed expressions as I walk by, that this shirt has a way of hypnotizing those who lay eyes upon it. This shirt, along with a pair fine leather pants - also reviewed by me here on Amazon - will ensure that you never go home alone. Like the leader of a wild canine pack, you will be followed by a troop of loyal devotees. Beware the power of this shirt! Once it is on you, you may never be able to give it up. The only negative thing I can say about this shirt is that in the summertime, various hangers-on tend to swarm you in an effort to stay cool during those extra hot days. Being a lone wolf myself, I am not that desperate for attention.

When Big Bobby Ray told me there was a foxy lady's version of that legendary 3 Wolves shirt I just had to get one for myself. Look out Bobby Raye there's a new Loca Lobo in town. My hands trembled when I opened the package and I couldn't get over that lovely Trailer Lavendar color and the almost air-brushed quality of the wolves. I cranked up the Kid Rock, put on my best cut-offs (you know the kind, that ride up just enough in the front and back) gave the bleach blond hair a fresh squirt of Aquanet (roots be darned) and told that Bobby Ray we were loading up in the Trans Am and to let that coon tail fly. These lady wolves really unleash my womanly power, no woman at Wal-mart, the tanning salon, the county fair, the beer joint, or the Nascar race will look hotter. Ok, Verna Sue, we'll see who gets promoted at the feed store now! Especially when I tie the shirt just so and let a little of the jelly hang out- must be jelly cause jam don't shake like that. Just look at those wolves...no one can resist the "come here big boy" look of that she-wolf. Can't wait for this Friday night when Bobby and I wear our matching wolf redneck couture line and go down to the Bingo hall and then when we get home...if the trailer's rockin' don't bother knockin. All thanks to this graceful wolf finery- get yours cause I got mine.